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Pehli baar chudwane me har ladki ya aurat jaroor nakhra karti hai lekin ekbaar chudne ke baad to kahti hai aa lund mujhe chod. Ab Anaarkali ko dhekho saali ne poore 2 mahine se mujhe apne peeche saudaai saleem (paagal) bana kar rakha tha. Putthe par haath hi nahi dharne deti thee. Ragdne ka to door chumachati ka bhi koi mauka aata to wo har baar kuch aisa karti ki geeli machli ki tarah mere haath se fisal hi jaati thee. Akele me ek do baar uske anaaron ko bhinchne ya gaalon ko chhune ya chumma lene ke alawa main jyada kuch nahi kar paaya tha. Par maine bhi soch liya tha ki use Prem ki Anaarkali bana kar hi dum lunga. Saali apne aap ko Saleem waali Anaarkali se kam nahi samajhati. Maine bhi soch liya thaa Choot maaru ya na maaru par ek baar uski matkati gaand jaroor maarunga.

Aap soch rahe honge Anaarkali to Saleem ki thi fir ye nai Anaarkali kaun hai. Darashal Anaar hamari naukarani Gulaabo ki ladaki hai. Uske gharwale aur Madhu use Anu aur main Anaarkali bulata hun. Anaar ke Anaarkali banane ki kahani aap jaroor sunna chahenge. Anaar naam bada azeeb sa hai na. Darashal jis raat wo paida hui thi uske baap ne uski amma ko khaane ke liye Anaar laakar diye the to usne uska naam hi Anaar rakh diya. Anu koi 17-18 saal ki hui hai par hai ekdum bomb pataka poora 7.5 kg RDX. Dhai k.g. upar aur umeed se dugna yaani 5 k.g. neeche. Nahi samjhe aare yaar uske boobs aur nitamb. Kya kamayaat hai saali. Gora rang moti moti kaali aankhe, kaale lambe baal, bhare poore unnat uroj. Bhaari par sudol jaanghen patli kamar. Aur sabse badi daulat to uske mote mote matkate kulhe hai. Aap soch rahe honge isme kya khas baat hai kai ladkiyon ke nitamb mote bhi hote hai to dosto aap galat soch rahe hai. Agar ek baar koi dekh le to mantramugdh hokar use dekhta hi rah jaye. Khujraho ke mandiron ki moortion jaisi gaand to aise mataka kar chalati jaise Khoobsurat film me Urmila Maatondakar chalati hai. Nakhare to iatne ki puchho mat. Agar ek baar use dekh le to Urmila matondakar ya Sephali Chhaya ko bhool jayenge. Aur fir main to nitambon ka mureed (prem pujari) hun.

Kabhi kabhi to mujhe shak hota hai iski ma Gulaabo to chalo theek thaak hai, ho sakta hai jawani me thori sundar bhi rahi hogi par baap to kalakaluta hai to fir ye intni gori chitti kaise hai. Lagta hai kahin Gulaabo ne bhi apni jawaani me mere jaise kisi Premi bhanware se apni gulaab ki kali mashalwaa li hogi. Khair chhodo in baaton ko ham to Anu ke anaarkali banne ki baaat kar rahe the.

Aare naye paathakon ko apna parichaya to de dun. Main Prem Guru Mathur. Umar 32 saal. Jaanane wale aur mere pathak mujhe Prem Guru bulaate hai. (premguru2u@yahoo.com ; premguru2u@rediffmail.com Main ek MNC me kaam karta hun. Mere lund ka size lagbhag 7” hai. Supaada jyada mota nahi hai par aise supaade aur lund gaand maarne ke liye bade mufeed (upukt) hoten hai. Mere lund ke supaade par ek til bhi hai. Pata nahi aap jaante hai yaa nahi aise aadami bade chuddakad hote hai aur gaand ke saukeen. Meri patni Madhur (Madhu) age 28 saal bala ki khubshroot 36-28-36 shahad ki dali hi samjho. Chudaayi me bilkul perfact. Par aap to hum bhanwaron ki kaiphiyat (aadat) jaante hi hai kabhi bhi ek phool se santust nahi hote. Ek baat samajh nahi aati saali ye patnia pata nahi itni irshyaloo kyon hoti hai jahaan bhi koi khubshurat ladaki ya aurat dekhi aur apne mard ko unki or jara sa bhi unpar nazaren daalate hue dekh liya to yahi sochti rahati hai ki jaroor ye use chodna chaahte hai. Kamobes Madhu ki bhi yahi haalat thee. Anaarakli ko gheeya kaarne me meri sabse badi dikkat to Madhu hi thee. Mujhe to hairat hoti hai poori chhaan been kiye bina usne Gulaabo ko kaise kaam par rakh liya jiske yahaan RDX jaisi cheej bhi hai jiska naam Anaar hai. Mujhe to kai dino ke baad pata chala tha ki Anu bahut achhi dancer hai. Aap to jante hai Madhu bahut achhi dancer hai. Shaadi ke baad school function ko chhod kar use koi comptation me to naachne ka mauka nahi mila par ghar par wo pratice karti rahti aur Anu bhi saath hoti hai. Anu to 10-15 dino me hi usse itna ghulmil gai thi ki apni saari baate Madhu usse share karne lag gayi thee. Do do ghante tak pata nahi wo sir jode kya ghusar fusar karti rahti hai.

Waise to ye kabhi kabhaar hi aati thi aur maine pehle koi khaas dhyaan nahi diya. Aap ye jaroor soch rahe honge ye kaise ho sakta hai. Koi khubshurat phool aas paas ho aur meri nazar se bach jaaye ye kaise ho sakta hai. Darashal un dino mera chakkar apni khubshurat secretary se chal raha tha. Lekin jabse Gulaabo beemar hui hai pichhle ek mahine se Anaar hi hamaare yaha kaam karne aa rahi hai. Mujhe to baad me pata chaala jab Madhu ne bataya ki Gulaabo ke fir ladaki hui hai. Kamaal hai 38-40 saal ki umar me 5-6 baccho ke hote hue bhi ek aur baccha ? Agar maa itni chudakad hai to beti kaisi hogi

Maa par beti nasl par ghodi
Jyaada nahi to thodi thodi

Ek din jab main baathroom se nikal raha tha to Anu apni choti hath me pakde ghumaate hue gaana gaate lagbhag bhaagate hue teji se andar aa rahi thi

Main chali main chali dekho pyaar ki gali
Mujhe roke naa koi main chali main chali

Wo apni dhun me thi achaanak main saamne aa gaya to wo mujhse takara gai. Uske gaal mere hontho ko chhoo gaye aur boobs be seene se touch kar gaye. Maine uski choti pakadte hue kaha “Kahaan chali meri Anu raani kahin sachmuch sasuraal to nahi jaa rahi thi ?”

Wo sharma kar andar bhaag gai. Hai alla…. Kya kamayat hai saali. Main bhi kitna gadha tha itne din is RDX par dhyaan hi nahi diya.

Us din ke baad mine Anu ko chodne ka jaal bunna shuroo kar diya. Anu ne to Madhu par pata nahi kya jadoo kar diya tha ki wo use apni chhoti behan hi samajhne lagi thee. Anu bhi lagbhag saare din hamare ghar me mandraate rahti thi haalanki wo ek do jagah par aur bhi kaam karati thee. Madhu ne use apni puraani saadian, chapple, Suits, make-up ka saaman aadi dena shuroo kar diya. Use apni pahani penties bra aur allam pallam cheejen bhi deti rahti thi.

Anu hamare yaha jharoo ponchha bartan safaai kapade aadi sab kaam karti thee. Kabhi kabhi rasoi me bhi madad karti thee. Wo to yahi chaahti thi ki kisi tarah yahin bani rahe. Main shuroowaat me jaladi nahi karna chaahata tha. Jab wo drawing room me jharoo lagaati to uske rasbhare santare blause ke andar se jhaankte saaf dikh jaate the. Par nippal aur aerola nahi dhikte the par uski golaaiyon ke hisaab se andaza lagana kahan muskil tha. Mera andaza hai ki ek rupaye ke sikke se jyada bada uska aerol nahi hoga. Surk lal ya thora sa baadaami. Uski ghundi to kaamal ki hogi. Madhu ke to ab angoor ban gaye hai aur chusne me itna maza ab nahi aata. Pata nahi in ras bhare aamon ko chusne ka mauka kab nasheeb hoga. Shuroo shuroo me main jaldbaaji se kaam nahi lena chahata tha. Anu in sab se shayaad bekhabar thee.

Aaj shaayad usne madhu ki di hui bra pahani thi jo uske liye dheeli thee. Jharoo lagaate hue jab wo jhuki to maine dekh liya tha. Meri nazaren to bas un kabutoron par tiki rah gai. Mujhe to hosh tab aaya jab mere kano me aawaj aai “Saahab apne pair uthaao mujhe jharoo lagaani hai.” Anu ne jhuke hue hi kaha

“aann haan” maine jhempte hue kaha. Main soch raha tha kahin usne mujhe aisa karte pakad to nahi liya. Lekin uske chehre se aisa kuchh nahi laga aur agar aisa hua bhi hai to chalo aagaj to achha hai. Mera lund to pajaame ke andar uchhalkud machaane laga tha. Maine andar chaddi nahi penhi thee. Pajaame ke bahar usk ubhaar saaf nazar aa raha tha.

Madhu ne usko samjha diya tha hi wo use (Madhu ko) Didi bulaaya karegi aur mujhe Bhayya. Main to soch raha tha ki jab Madhu uski didi hui to wo meri saali hui na aur main uska jijja, mujhe bhayya ki jagah saiyan nahi to kam se kam jijju hi bulaaye taaki saali par adha haq to jijju ka hota hi hai mera bhi ho jaaye par main to laddu poora khane me viswaas rakhata hun. Par Madhu ke hihaab se saahab hi kahalwana theek tha main marata kya karta.

Madhu is samay baathroom me thee. Aaj wo akele hi naha rahi thee. Koi baat nahi kabhi kabhi akele nahana bhi sehat ke liye achha hota hai. Mera usse baat karne ka mood ho aaya.

“Aun chaai to pila do ek cup”

“Haan… banaati hun” Anu ne koyal jaisi meethi aawaj me kahte hue meri or is tarah se dekha jaise kah rahi ho chaai kya peeni hai kuch aur bhi peelo. Wo kamar par haath rakhe khadi thi chaai banane nahi gai.

“Aare Anu aaj ye tumne dheele dheele kapade kyon pehan rakhe hai.”

“Nahi dheele kahan hai theek to hai” usne apna kurta neeche khenchte hue kaha

“Aare ye bra kitnai dheeli hai iske streps dikh rahe hai” Maine hanste hue kaha

“Dhaat… aaap bhi” wo shaarma gai. Ya allh… kya ada hai

“Kyon maine jhoot kaha ?”

“Wo didi bhi yahi kah rahi thi” wo apni aankhen neechi kiye boli

“To apne size ki pahna karo na unme tum bahut sundar lagogi”

“Par hamare paas itne paise kahan hai nai bra khareedne ke liye ?”

“Koi baat nahi itni si baat main tumhare liye laa dunga mmm… mera matlab Madhu se kah dunga”

“Par didi… paise.. ??”

“Aare tum paison ki kyon chinta karti ho baad me de dena” maine muskuraate hue kaha. Mera kutubminaar pajaame ke andar ufan raha tha aur baahar aane ko machalane laga. Maine jaldi se akhbaar god me rakh liya nahi to Anu jaroor dekh hi leti aur mere iraadon ki bhanak use lag jaati to aagaaj (shree ganesh) hi kharaab ho jaata. Par main to is maamle me poora khilaadi tha.

Anu rashoi me chali gai. Madhu baaathroom me thee. Mera man kiya uske saath naha hi liya jaye. Mausam bhi hai, mauka bhi achha hai aur lund bhi kutabmeenar bana hai. Main jaise hi utha saamne se madhu apne baal taulie se ragadte hue baathroom se nikal kar meri or hi aa rahi thee. Maine Madhu ki or aankh maari aur seeti bajane ke andaz me oye hoye kaha. Mere is isaare ko wo achhi tarah jaanti hai. Jab hum log kamaatur hain matlab chudai ki ichha hoti hai isi tarah seeti bajaate hai. Maine uska haath pakadne ki kosis ki to wo mujhe pare dhakelte hue boli

“Hato Laal bai aa gai hai”

Pehle to main kuch samjha nahi maine socha kahi wo Gulaabo ki baat to nahi kar rahi par baad me jab uske mahwaari ki or isaare ko samjha to mera saara josh hi thanda pad gaya. Ab to 5-6 din mujhe apna haaath jaggan naath hi karna padega Madhu to choot aur gaand par haath bhi nahi dharane degi.

Dusre din maine baazar se 2 stylish bra aur kaale rang ki penties kahreedee. Madhu subah jaladi school chali jaati hai. Anu roj subah 8 baje aa jati hai. Hamare liye chaai nasta bana deti hai baad me safai aur bartan aadi saaf karti hai. Main office ke liye koi 9.30 baje nikalta hun. Aaj programm ke mutaabik mujhe 9.30 baja jaane ki koi jaldi nahi thee. Main to apna jaal achhi tarah bunta ja raha tha. Madhu ke jaate hi maine Anu ko aawaj di.

“Aare meri Anaarkali dekho wo table par kya rakha hai”

“Sahaab koi packet lagta hai kyon ?”

“Dekho to sahi kya hai isme ?”

Anu ne packet khola to usme se bra, penties aur do teen khusboo waali face creem ke packet dekhkar wo khus ho gai par boli kuch nahi.

Maine kaha “kyon kaisi hai ?”

Wo kuch nahi boli meri taraf bas dekhti rahi. Maine kaha bhai ye sab hamaari Anaarkali ke liye hai. Kal maine thumse wada kiya tha na. Use to jaise viswaas hi nahi hua.

“Kyon achhi hai na ?”

“Haan bahut sundar hai. Main bhi aisi hi chaahti thi” anjaane me uske munh se nikal hi gaya.

“Dekho apni didi se mat kahana”

“Kyon ?”

“Aare wo tumhare paise kaat legi”

“To kya aap nahi kaatoge chhod doge ?”

“Tum kaho to nahi kataaunga… chod dunga … par….?” maine jaanbujhkar chhod ko chod kaha tha. Par pata nahi Anaarkali ne dhyaan diya ya nahi wo to bas unhen dekhne me hi lagi thi.

“Par ek shart hai” maine kaha

“Wo kya ?”

“Ye pahan kar mujhe bhi dikhani hogi”

“Issssss………………. ” Anu sharmakar packet lekar baahar ki or bhag gai. Mera dil uchhalne laga. Ya alllaaa……

Aaj ke liye itna hi kaphi tha. Maine bathroom me chala gaya aur koi do saal ke baad aaj jamkar muth maari tab jaakar pappu maharaaj kuch shaant hue aur mujhe office jaane diya.

Agle do dino pata nahi Anaarkali kaam par kyon nahi aayi. Main to dar hi gaya. Pata nahi kya ho gaya. Kahin usne gharwaalo ya Madhu ko kuch bata to nahi diya ? Par meri aasanka galat nikali. Use to ghar par hi kuch kaam tha. Apni maa aur naye bacche se sambandhit.

Pichhle do teen dino se Madhu ki maahwaari chal rahi thi aur mujhe chodne nahi diya diya tha. Secretary bhi naukari chhod gayi thee. Aap ko to pata hi hai ham log saniwaar ki raat badi masti karte hai. Yeh raat mere liye to bahut khaas hoti hai par Madhu ke liya Sunday kharaab karnewaala hota hai. Aisaa isliye ki saniwaar ko main Madhu ki gaand maarta hun baaki dino to wo mujhe gaand ke suraakh par anguli bhi nahi dharane deti. Ham logo ne aapas me tai kar rakha hai ki swarg ke is dushare dwaar yaani ki Madhu ki choot ki pyaari padosan ki masti shirf Saturday ko ya Holi, Deewali, janamdin ya fir marriage anniversary par hi ki jaayegi. Doosare din ham log baathroom me saath saath nahaate hai aur alag mauj masti karte hai. Sunday ke din Madhu jis tarike se taange chauri karke chalti hai kai baar to mujhe hansi aa jati hai aur fir raat ko main choot se bhi haath dho baithta hun.

In dino main apna lund haath me liye kisi choot ki talash me chhade lund Girdhari Lal bana tha aur muth maar kar hi gujaara kar raha tha. Bhagwan ne chhappar faad kar jaise Anaarkali ko mere liye bhej to diya tha par jaal abhi kacchaa tha. Pichhsle ek dedh mahine se main apsna jaal bun raha tha. Jaldbaazi me toot sakta tha. Aur mere jaise khiladi ke liye ye sharm ki baat hoti ki koi chidia kacche jaal ko tod kar bhaag jaye, main jalsdi nahi karsna chashsta tha. Pehale loha poora garam kar lun fir hathoda maarunga.

App soch rahe honge ek naukaraani ko chodna kya muskil kaam hai. Thora sa lalaach do bathroom me peshaab karne ke bahaane lund ke darshan karwavo aur patak kar chod do. Ghar me posibal na ho to kisi hotal me le jaakar ragad do. Aap galat soch rahe hai. Agar koi jhugi basti me rahnewala koi launda lapada ho ya Anu ki sociaty me rahnewaala ho to koi baat nahi hai Jaanwaron ki poonchh ki tarah kabhi bhi lehanga ya saadi petilot uthaao aur thok do. Ab Gulaabo ko hi lo 38-40 saal ki umar me 5-6 bachhon ke hote hue bhi ek aur baccha ? Hum jaise tathaakathit padhe likhe samajhdar log apne aap ko middle class samajhane waalon ke liye bhala is tarike se itani aasani se kisi aur ladaki ko kaise choda jaa sakata hai. Khair aap kyon pareshaan ho rahe hai.

Aaj Saturday tha. Reewaaj ke mutabik to aaj hame raat bhar masti karani thi par abhi Madhu ko chotha din hi tha aur agle do din aur mujhe muth maar kar hi kaam chalana tha. Anaarkali ko chodana abhi kahaan sambhav tha. Maine Madhu ko jab apne khade lund ko dikhaaya to wo boli

“Off ... aap to 3-4 din bhi nahi rah sakate”

“Aare tum kya jaano teen din matlab 72 ghante 4320 minut aur ……”

“Bas bas ab seconds rahane do” Madhu meri baat kaatte hue boli.

Pleej meri Shahad Raani (Madhu) aaj to bas munh me lekar hi choos lo ya fir muth hi maar do apne nazuk haathon se. Madhu kai baar jab bahut mood me hoti hai mera lund bhi choosti hai aur muth bhi maar deti hai. Par aaj usne lund to nahi choosa par apne haaathon me apni nai kachhi lekar muth jaroor maar di. Mera saara veerya uski penty me lipad gaya. Madhu jab haath dhone attached baathroom gai to mere dimaag me ek plan aaya. Maine wo penti guest room se lage comman baathroom me daal di. Aanarkali isi baathroom me kapde dhoti hai.

Dusre din Sunday tha. Madhu aur main deri se uthe the. Anaarkali rasoi me chaai bana rahi thee. Chaai peekar Madhu jab baathroom chali gai to maine Anaarkali se kaha

“Anaarkali tumne jo wada kiya tha uska kya hua ?”

“Kaun sa wada saahab”

“Aare itana jaldi bhool gai wo penti aur bra pahan kar nahi dikhaani ??”

“Oh… wo… issssssssss…………..” wo ek baar fir sharma gai. Maine uska haath apne haath me le liya.

“Uiii maaaa………….” Wo jor se chillaayi. Agar Madhu baathroom me na hoti to jaroor sun leti. “wo… wo… Madhu… didi…” Maine idhar udhar dekha itane me to wo rasoi ki or bhaag chuki thee. Mera aaj ka aadha kaam ho gaya tha. Baaki ka aadha kaam kapade dhote samay apane aap ho jayega.

Nasta aadi banane ke baad jab Anaarkali baathroom me kapde dhone jaane lagi to meri aankhe uska hi peechha kar rahi thee. Wo jab baathroom me ghusi to main jaanta tha uski nazar seedhi penti par hi padegi. Usne meri or dekha. Main akhabaar me munh chhipaaye use hi dekh raha tha. Jaise hi usne darwaaja band kiya main baathroom ki or bhaaga. Madhu abhi bedroom me hi thee. Main jaanta tha use abhi adha ghanta aur lagega. Maine baathroom ke kee hol (Key hole) se dekha to meri baanchhe hi khil gai. Plan ke mutabik hi hua. Anaarkali ne wohi penti haath me pakad rakhi thi aur bade dhyaan se us par lage cum ko dekh rahi thee. Pata nahi use kya sujha ek aungali cum me duboi aur naak ke paas le jaakar pehale to sungha fir use munh me lekar chaata. Apni aankhen band kar li aur ek sitkar si lene lagi. Fir usne apni salwaar uataar di. He bhagwan us kaali penti me uski bharpoor jaanghe bilkum makkhan malaai jaisi gori chitti thi. Aur 2 inch ki patti ke dono or jhaankte chhote chhote kaale jhaant. Double roti ki tarah fooli hui uski bur. Wo ruki nahi usne penti neeche sarkaai aur uski kaale reshmi baalo se lakdak choot numaaya (prakat) ho gai. Choot ke mote mote baahari honth. Andar ke honth patale thode kaale aur kofee (Coffee) rang ke aapas me chipke huye. Choot ka cheera koi 4 inch ka to hoga. Sangmarmari jaanghon ke beech dabi uski choot saaf dikh rahi thee. Laajawaab jaanghen aur daayeen jaangh par kaala til. Poori kayaamat. Usne dheere se apni angulion se apni choot ki dono faankon ko khola jaise koi titali apne chhote chhote pankh failaati hai. Andar se laal chatt uski choot ka chhed saaf nazar aane laga. Anu ne ek anguli par thook lagaaya aur fir gach se apni choot ke naazuk chhed me andar daal di aur jor se ek sitkar maari. Fir usne dhada dhad apni anguli andar baahar karani shuroo kar di. Uski kaale jhaanto se bhari choot aur mote mote nitambon ko dekhkar mera dil to gaana hi gaane laga “Ye kaali kaali jhaante ye gori gori gaad”.

Koi 10 minut tak wo apni anguli andar baahar karati rahi. Fir ek kikkari maarte hue wo jhad gai. Apni anguli bhi usne ek baar chaati aur aachaar ki tarah chatkaara lete hue apni penty pehan li. Ab wahaan rukane ka koi arth nahi tha. Main daud kar waapas drawing room me aa gaya. Mera jaal pakka ban gaya tha aur shikaar ne chaare ki or badhana shuroo kar diya tha.

Aaj to 6th day (maahwaari ka chhatha) din… nahi raat thi aur main Madhu ko kahaan chhodne waala tha. Maine poori taiyyaari kar li thee. Aaj maine kas kas kar 2 baar uski choot maari aur ek baar gaand. Madhu to jaise behosh hote hote bachi. Pata nahi ye aurten gaand marwaane me itana nakhara kyon karti hai.

Guruji kahte hai “aurat ke teen chhed hote hai aur teeno hi chhedon ka maza lena chaahiye. Choot, gaand aur munh. Isi liye usne manushya janam diya hai. Kya aapne kabhi doosare praaniyon ko guda maithun karate hue dekha hai ye gun to bhagwaan ne shirf manushya jaati ko hi diya hai.”

Wo kahte hai “jis aadmi ne Laahor nahi dekha aur apni bivi ki gaand nahi maari wo samjho jeeya hi nahi. Chalo Laahor dekhane ki to majboori ho sakati hai par gaand maarne me kaisi laaparwaahi. Jo aurten gaand nahi marwaati wo agle janam me kinnar ya khacchar banati hai aur sambogh nahi kar paati. Aap to jaante hi hai ki khacchar sambhog nahi kar sakate aur Kinnar shirf gaand hi marwa sakate hai sambhog nahi kar sakate. Ab ye aapke uapr hai ki agle janam me aap kya banana chahti hai aur upar jaakar bhagwaan ko kya munh dikhaaoge ya dikhaaogi ….”

Us din Anaarkali ne to jaise bomb hi fod diya. Madhu ne bataaya ki gharwaale Anu ka agale mahine gauna karne waale hai. He bhagwaan jaal me fansi machhali kya itani jaladi nikal jaayegi. Haath aaya shikaar chhitak jayega. Maine Madhu se kaha

“Par Anaarkali to abhi chhoti hi hai. Abhi to muskil se 17-18 ki hui hogi.” main jaanta hun wo ek saath do do lund apani choot aur gaand me lene laayak ban gai hai par Madhu ke saamne to use bacchi hi kahana theek tha.

“Aare aap in logon ki pareshaani nahi jaante. Gareeb ki lugaai har ek ki bhojaai hoti hai. Jawaan hone se pehale hi mohalle pados aur ristadaaron ke launde lapaade to kya ghar ke log hi unka yaun shoshan kar lete hai. Chaacha, taau, jijja, fufa yahaan tak ki uske sage bhaai aur baap bhi kai baar to nahi chhodate hai.” Madhu ne bataaya

“Par Anaarkali ko to aisi koi samasyaa thode hi hai. Tum Gulaboo ko samjhane ki kosis kyon nahi karti ?” Maine kaha

“Tum nahi jaante uska baap ek numbar ka sharabee aur chuddakar hai. Anu bata rahi thi ki kal uski maassi ghar aayi thi uske baapu ne use pakad liya tha. Maassi ne shor macha kar apane aap ko chhudaaya. Anu dar rahi thi ki kahin use hi na….”

Main to sunkar hi hakka bakka rah gaya. Ek or main Anaarkali ko chodne ke chakkar me laga tha aur dooshari or uska baap hi uski vaat lagaane (apni aurat banane) par tula tha. Agar uska gauna ho gaya to meri pichhle 2 mahino ki saari mehnat bekaar chali jaayegi. Mera to mood hi kharaab ho gaya. Guruji kahate hai “Samay se pehale aur bhaagya se jyaada kabhi nahi milta” pata nahi bhagya me kab kahaan kaise kya likha hai.

Us din shaam ko Madhu ne bataaya ki uski Mummy ki tabiyat theek nahi hai. Bhayya ka phone aaya tha wo bhi jaa rahe hai aur mujhe bhi Jaipur jaana padega. Ab yaha se Jaipur koi jyaada door to hai nahi maine jhatpat doosre din hi uski rail ki ticket confirm karwa di. Maine office me jaroori kaam ka perfect bahaana bana diya. Usne jaate hue Anu ko mera dhyaan rakhne ko samjhaaya. Kab naasta dena hai. Khaana kab dena hai kya kya banana hai. Bas teen chaar dino ki baat hai. Majboori hai. Kisi tarah kaat lena. Maine man me bhagwaan ka dhanyavaad kiya aur thori si aasha man me jagi ki ab Anaar ko Anaarkali banane ka maakool (sahi) waqt aa gaya hai.

Maine station par use chhodte samay itani badhiya acting kee jaise koi premi apani premika se bichhud raha ho. Agar Dilip kumar us waqt dekh leta to kahata madhumati me uski acting bhi aisi nahi thee. Madhu ek baar to bol hi padi ki “vaise Bhaiya to jaa hi rahe hai tum mere bina itane udaas ho rahe ho to main jaana cancil kar dun.”

Main gadbada gaya achhi acting bhi kai baar mehngi pad jaati hai. Maine kaha “Aare budha shareer hai aise samay me jaana jaroori hota hai. Kal ko koi aisi vaisi baat ho gai to hamen jindgi bhar pachhtaawa rahega tum meri chinta chhodo kisi tarah 3-4 din tumhaare bina kaat hi loonga par lautane me deri kar di to mujhe jaroori kaam chhod kar bhi tumhe lene aana padegaa Hanny darling” Aap to jaante hi hai jab mujhe Madhu ko goli pilani hoti hai main use Hanny kahata hun. Madhu ne meri aur aise dekha jaise main koi shahjaada Saleem hun aur wo Anaarkali jo mujhse door jaa rahi hai.

Raat Anaarkali ke sapano me hi beet gai. Subah mujhe Anaarkali ki meethi aawaj ne jagaaya. Wo aate hi boli “Didi ke pahunchane ka fon aaya kya..??”

“Kyon hum akele achhe nahi lagate kya ?”

“Oh… wo ..wo.. baat nahi…” Anaarkali thoda jhijhkte hue boli “aapke liye chaai banaaun ?”

“Nahi pehale mere paas baitho mujhe tumse kuchh jaroori baat karani hai” maine aaj pehali baar use bed par apne paas baithaaya. Wo hairaani se meri or dekhne lagi.

“Maine suna hai tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai ?” maine poochha

“Shaadi nahi sahaab gauna ho raha hai”

“Haan haan wahi par tum to abhi bahut chhoti ho. Itni kam umar me ??”

“Chhoti kahaan hun poori 18 ki ho hi gai hun. Aur fir gareeb ki beti to gharwaalo, ristedaaron aur mohallewaale shohadon ki nazar me to 10-12 saal ki bhi jawaan ho jaati hai. Har koi use lootne khasotne ke chakkar me rahata hai”

Anaarkali ne maahaul hi sanjeeda (ghambeer) bana diya. Maine baat ko apne matalab ki or modte hue kaha

“Chalo wo to theek hai par tum to jaanti ho main … mera matlab hai Madhu … ham sabhi tumhe kitna ppprr…. mera matalab chahte hai tum hamse door chali jaaogi” main haklaata hua sa bola aur uska haath apne haath me le liya. Usne haath chhudaane ki koi kosis nahi ki. Mera jee to kar raha tha ki kah dun ‘main bhi tumhe chodna ke chakkar me hi to laga hun’ par pata nahi kah nahi paya.

“Haan saahab main jaanti hun. Aap aur Madhu didi to mujhe bahut chaahte ho. Didi to mujhe chhoti bahan ki tarah maanti hai. Dukh to mujhe bhi hai par sasuraal to ek din jaana hi padata hai na. Kyon main galat to nahi kah rahi ?”

“ ” main chup raha.

Anaarkali fir boli “Saahab aap udaas kyon hote ho aapko koi aur naukaraani mil jaayegi”

“Par tumhaare jaisi kahaan milegi”

“Kyon aisaa kya hai mujhme ?”

“Are meri raani tum nahi jaanti tum kitni sundar ho… mm… mera matlab hai tum har kaam kitna sundar dhang se karti ho”

“Kaam ka to theek hai par itani sundar kahaan hun.”

“Heere ko apani keemat ka pata nahi hota. Kabhi mere jaise johari ki nazaron se bhi to dekho apane aap ko ?”

“Saaheb itane sapne na dikhaao ki main unke tootne ka gam bardast hi na kar paaun”

“Dekho Anaarkali main sach kahta hun tumhaare jaane ke baad mera man bahut udaas rahega”

“Main jaanti hun saahab” Anaarkali ne apni palken band kar li.

Loha garam ho gaya tha. Jaal bichh gaya tha. Ab to bas sikaar fasnewala hi tha. Maine jabardast acting karate hue kaha “Anaar mujhe lagata hai hamara pichhle janam ka jaroor koi rista hai. Kahin tum pichhle janam me Annarkali to nahi thi ya kahin Madhubala to nahi thi ?” Main passa fenka. Main aage bolne hi jaa raha tha ki ‘aur main Shahjaada Saleem’ par mere ye shabd honthon me hi rah gaye, Anaarkali boli

“Mujhe kya maaloom babuji aap to mujhe sapne hi dikha rahe hai” Anaarkali ki aankhen ab bhi band thi wo kuch soch rahi thi.

“Main tumhe koi sapna nahi dikhaa raha bilkul sach kahata hun main tumhen in do maheeno me hi kitana chaahane laga hun agar meri shaadi nahi hui hoti to main tumhe hi apni dulhan bana leta”

“Saahab main to ab bhi aapki hi hun”

Mera dil uchhalne laga. Machhali fas gai. Mera lund to is samay kutub Meenaar bana huaa tha. Ek dum 120 digree par agar haath bhi lagaao to tann ki aawaaj aaye. Maine use aapni baahion me bhar lena chaaha par kuchh soch kar kewal uski thuddi ko thora saa uthaaya aur apne honth uski or badhaaye hi the ki usne apni aankhen kholi aur mujhe apni or badhte hue dekh kar achaanak uth khadi hui. Mera dil dhakk se rah gaya kahin machhli fisal to nahi jaa rahi.

“Nahi mere Shehjaade itani jaladi nahi. Tumhaare liye ho sakata hai ye khel ho ya time paas ka masala ho par mere liye to jindagi ka anmol pal hoga. Main itani jaldbaazi me aur is tareeke se gujaaranaa pasand nahi karungi”

“Pleej ek baar meri Anaarkali bas ek baar” Main gidgidaya. Main to apni killi thok dene par utaaru tha. Par wo boli

“Sabra karo mere parwane itani bhi kya jaladi hai. Aaaj ki raat ko ham yaadgaar banaayenge”

“Par raat me tum kaise aaogi ?? tumhaare gharwale ?” maine apni aasanka bataai

“Wo mujh par chhod do. Aap nahi jaante jab aap tour par kai kai dino ke liye baahar jaate ho, main didi ke paas hi to soti hun mere gharwaalon ko pata hai” Anaarkali ne mere honthon par anguli rakhte hue kaha.

Main gumsum munh baaye wahin khada rah gaya. Anaarkali chaai banane rasoi me chali gai. Main sochne laga kahin wo mujhe mamoo (chutiya) to nahi bana gai ?

Ye saala Saxena bhi ek numbar ka gadha hai. (Aare yaar hamaara padosi). Har sahi kaam galat samay par karega. Raat ko 11 baje bhajan sunega aur subah subah Farida khaanam ki Ghazal. Ab bhi uske flat (hamaare bagalwaale) se dek par sun raha hai

Yunhi pahloo me baithe raho
Aaj… jaane ki zid naa…karo

Par aaj mujhe laga ki usne sahi gaana sahi waqt par lagaaya hai.

Aaj Shukrawaar (Friday) ka din tha. Office me koi khaas kaam nahi tha. Maine chhuti maar li. Din me Anaarkali ke liye kuch shoping ki. Mera pappu to tas se mas hi nahi ho raha tha raat ke intjaar me. Ek baar to man kiya ki muth hi maar lun par baad me kisi tarah pappu ko samjhaaya ‘Thora sabra thoraa sabra karna seekho’

Raat koi 10.30 baje Anaarkali chupchaap bina call bell dabaaye andar aa gayi aur darwaaja band kar diya. Main to drawing room me uska intjaar hi kar raha tha. Ek bheeni si kunwaare jism ki khusboo se saara drawing room bhar utha. Uske aate hi main daud kar usse lipat gaya aur do teen chumman uske gaalon hontho par tadaa tad le liye. Wo ghabraai si mujhe bas dekhti hi rah gayi.

“Oh.. fir utaawalaapan mere shehjaade hamaare paas saari raat padi hai jaladi kya hai ?”

“Meri Anaarkali ab mujhse tumhaari ye doori sahan nahi hoti”

“Pahle bedroom me to chalo”

Maine use god me utha liya aur bedroom me aa gaya. Ab mera dhyaan uski or gaya. Patiyaala suit pehane, naagin ki tarah bal khaai choti jisame panjaabi paraandha (Phoolowaali choti), honthon par surkh lali aankhon me kajara, kalaaiyon me poori 9-9 chudiyaan laal rang ki. Main to bas use dekhata hi rah gaya. Wo to poori chhamak chhallo bani thi. Kurate me tight kase hue uske unnat uroj patali kamar, mote nitamb main apane aap ko kaabu me kahaan rakh pata. Maine use apni baahon me bhar liya. Usne bhi apni aankhen band kar li.

“Meri Anaarkali”

“Haan mere Shahjaade”

“Mujhe to viswas hi nahi tha ki tum aaogi. Mujhe to lag raha hai ki main ab bhi sapna dekh araha hun”

“Nahi mere shahjaade ye khwaab nahi haquikat hai. Khwaab to mere liye hain”

“Wo kyon ?”

“Mera man dar raha hai kahin tum mujhe bhool to nahi jaaoge. Anaarkali ki kismat me to deewaar me chunna hi likha hota hai ?”

“Nahi meri Annarkali me tumse pyaar karata hun tumhe kaise dhoka de sakta hun” Maine kah to diya par baad me socha agar usne poochh liya kya Madhu ke saath ye dhoka nahi hai to mere paas koi jawaab nahi hoga. Maine usse kaha

“Anaarkali main shaadi suda hun apani bivi ko to nahi chhod sakata par tumhen bhi utana hi pyaar karata rahunga jitna Madhu se karata hun”

“Mujhe yakeen hai mere shahjaade” Anu jis tareeke se bol rahi thi main soch raha tha kahin Anaarkali sachmuch ‘Mughal-e-aazam’ to nahi dekh kar aai hai.

Ab deri karna kahaan ki samajhdaari thee. Maine poora naatak karate hue paas padi ek chhoti si dibiya uthai aur usme se ek nekless (sone ka) nikaala aur Anaarkali ke gale me daal diya. (Is mast kayamat ke liye 5-10 hazaar rupaye ki kya parwaah thi mujhe) Anaarkali to use dekhkar jhoom hi uthi aur pehali baar usne apne honth mere honthon par rakh kar choom liye. Maine uske kapade utaar diye aur apna bhi kurta paajama utaar diya. Usne light band karne ko kaha to maine mana kar diya. Hamaare pyaar ka bhi to koi gawaah hona chaahiye. Wo badi muskil se maani.

Main sirf chaddi me tha. Anaarkali bra aur penti me. Ye wohi bra aur penti thi jo maine use 10-15 din pahale laakar di thee. Wo poori taiyyari karke aai thee. Main to uska badan dekhata hi rah gaya. Maine use baahon me bhar liya aur bra ke hooks khol diye….

Ek dam mast kabutar chhalak kar baahar aa gaye. Gore gore chhote naram nazuk mulaayam. Aerola koi 1.5 ya 2 inch ka. Gehare gulaabi rang ke nippls matar ke daane jitane. Maine unko munh me lekar chusana shuru kar diya. Wo jor jor se sitkar karne lagi. Main ek haath se ek anaar daba raha tha aur ek haath uske nitambon par kabhi peeth par ghuma raha tha. Uske haath mere sir par aur peeth par ghoom rahe the. Koi 10 minurt tak maine uske boobs ko choosa hoga. Ab maine uski penti utaar di. Usne sharm ke maare apne haath choot par rakh liye. Maine kaha meri raani haath hataao to wo boli “Mujhe sharm aati hai”

Maine kaha “agar sharm aati hai to apne haath apni aankhon par rakho is pyaari cheej par nahi. Ab is par tumhaara koi haq nahi rah gaya hai. Ab ye meri ho gai hai”

“Haan mere shahjaade ab to main saari ki saari tumhari hi hun.”

Maine jhat se uske haath pare kar diye. Wow kya kamayat chhupa rakhi thi usne :

Paao roti ki tarah fooli hui laal surkh choot mere saamne thee. Bilkul gori chitti. Jhanton ka naam nishan hi nahi jaise aaj hi usne apne jhaant kate hon. Choot ki faanke santare ki faanko jitani moti aur ras bhari. Andar ke honth patale halake gulaabi aur kofee (Coffee) rang ke aapas me jude hue. Choot ka cheera koi 4 inch ka gehari patali khaai jaise. Choot ka teent (daana) matar ke daane jitana bada surkh laal bilkul anaar daane jaisa. Gori jaanghen sangmarmar ki tarah chikani. Daayi jaangh par ek til. Choot ki pyaari padosan (gaand) ka darshan abhi nahi hua tha tha kyon ki Anaarkali abhi leti thi aur uske pair bheenche hue the.

Maine uske pairon ko thoda failaaya to gaand ka chhed bhi nazar aa gaya. Chhed bahut bada to nahi par itna chhota bhi nahi tha. Halaka bhure rang ka. Bilkul shikuda hua chiknaa chatt. Us chhed ki chiknaahat dekh kar mujhe hairaani hui ki ye chhed itna chikana kyon hai. Baad me mujhe Anaarkali ne bataaya tha ki wo poori taiyyari karke aai thee. Usne apne jhaant aaj hi saaf kiye the. Choot aur gaand dono par meri di hui khusboo waali creem bhi lagaayi thi.

Main apne aap ko rok nahi paya aur apne jalate honth uski gulaabi choot ki faankon par rakh diye. Wo jor jor se sitkar karane lagi. Uski kunwaari choot ki mahak se mera tan man sab sarabor ho gaya. Ek chumma lene ke baad maine jheeb se uski andar wali faanke kholi aur apni jeebh uske andar daal di. Usne apni dono jaanghen upar mod kar mere gale me kainchi ki tarah daal di aur mere sir ke baal pakad liye. Main mast hua uski choot choose chaate ja raha tha. Koi 10 minut tak maine uski choot chaati hogi. Wo mast hui sitkar kiye jaa rahi thi aur badbada rahi thi “Mere Shahjaade mere saleem mere saahabji…..”

Ab uske jhadne ka waqt nagdeek aa rha tha wo jor jor se chilla rahi thi aur jor se chooso aur jor se chooso maza aa raha hai. Mera lund chaddi me apna sir dhun raha tha. Maine ek haath se uske ek santare ko kas kar pakad liya aur use masalne laga aur dusare haath ki tarjani anguli se uski naram chikani gaand ka chhed tatolne laga. Jab chhed mil gaya to maine teen kaam ek saath kiye. Pehala uski ek chunchi ko mashalna dusara choot ko poora munh me lekar jor se choonsna aur teesara apni ek anguli uski gaand ke ched me daal di. Uska shareer pahale se hi akadata jaa raha tha uski jaanghen mere gale ke gird jor se liptee thi usne ek jor ki kilkaari maari aur uake saath hi wo jhad gai. Uski choot se koi 2 chammach shahad jaisa khatta meetha namkeen naariyal paani jaase swaad wala kaamras nikala jisse mera munh bhar gaya. Main use poora pee gaya. Fir wo shaant pad gai. Aurat ko skhalit karwaane ka yah sabse badhiya tarika hai samjho ‘Raam baan’ hai. Madhu ko jhadne me kai baar jab der lagati hai to main yahi nuskha apnaata hun.

Maine apni chaddi nikaal fenki. Mera sher dahaaden maarne laga tha. Aaj to uska jalaal dekhne laayak tha. 7” ka mota gehunaa rang 120 digree me mustaid jang ladane waale sipaahi ki tarah. Maine Anaarkali se use pyaar karne ko kaha to wo boli “nahi aaj nahi choos sakti” Maine jab iska kaaran poochha to wo boli “aaj mera Shukrawaar ka vrat hai nahi to main aapko niraas nahi karti. Main jaanti hun is amrit ko peene se Aankhon ki jyoti aur pati ki umar badhati hai par kya karoo ye kuch khatta sa hota hai na aur sukarwaar ke vrat me khatta nahi khaaya piyaa jaata”

Maine kaha main paani munh me nahi nikalunga bas ek baar tum ise munh me lekar choos lo to wo maan gai aur apne ghutno ke bal baithkar mera lund choosne lagi. Pehale usne use chooma fir jeebh firaai aur baad me apne munh me lekar choosne lagi. Mere lund ne 2-3 tupke pre cum ke chhod hi diye par lund choosne ki lajjat me use kuch pata nahi chala. Wo kabhi lund ko poora munh me leti aur kabhi baahar nikaal kar andon ko chumati. Fir gapp se poora lund andar le leti. Kabhi haath se use muthiyaati kabhi jeebh se chaatati. Jab mujhe lagne laga ki ab maamla gadbad ho sakata hai maine apna lund uske munh se baahar nikaal liya.

Ab to bus Bharatpur kya poora UP aur Bihaar (choot aur gaand) hi lutne ko taiyaar tha. Maine use seedha leta diya. Apni tarjani anguli par thook lagaaya aur uski pahale se hi geeli choot me gacch se daal di. To wo chihuki “Uiiii… maaa….”

Ab der karana kahan ki samajhdaari thi maine jhat se apna lund uski choot ke muhaane par rakha aur ek jor ka dhakka lagaya. Adhha lund gapp se uski rasheelee choot me chala gaya. Ek do jhatako ke saath hi mera poora ka poora 7” ka lund uski choot me fit ho gaya. Wo thora sa chihunki par baad me sitkaar ke saath aa… uiiiiii…. aaan…. Karne lagi. Mujhe shak hua kahin uski choot pahale se chudi to nahi hai ?

Maine use pooch hi liya “Kyon meri Anaarkali jyaada dard to nahi hua ?”

Wo muskaraate hue boli “Main jaanti hun aap kya poochhana chahate hai ?”

“kk.. Kyaa ?”

“Ki meri seel tootne par khoon kyon nahi nikaala aur pehali baar lund lene par bhi main chinkhee chillaai kyon nahi ?”

“Hun… haan”

Wo hansane lagi aur boli “Meri choot aur gaand dono hi unchudi aur kunwaari hai aur aaj pahala lund aapka hi uske andar gaya hai. Par meri choot ki seel pahale se hi tooti hai ?”

“kya matalab wo kab… ye kaise hua ?” Sunkar mujhe badi hairaani hui.

“Darashal koi 9-10 mahine pehale ek din baapu ne amma ko bahut buri tarah choda thaa. Us raat main aur chhote bahi bahan ek kone me dubke pade the. Hamaare ghar me ek hi kamara hai na. Baapu bata rahe the ki unhone koi 11 number ki goli khaai hai. (wo viyaagra ki baat kar rahi thi). Unka gadhe jaisa lund koi 8-9 inch ka to jaroor hoga. Amma ki do teen baar jamkar chudaai ki aur ek baar gaand maar kar use adhmari karke hi unhone chhoda tha. Ye jo naya calendar aaya hai shaayad usi raat ka kamaal hai. Main jaag rahi thi. Maine pehali baar apni choot me anguli daal kar dekhi thi. Mujhe bahut maza aaya. Jab main bahut uttejit ho gai to main paani peene ke bahane baahar aai aur rasoi me jaakar wahaan rakhi ek moti taazi mooli padi dekhi jo baapu ke lund ki size ki lag rahi thai. Maine use thoda sa aage se toda aur sarson ka tel lagaakar ek hi jhatke me apni kunwaari choot me daal diya. Meri dard ke maare cheek nikal gai aur choot khoon se bhar gai. Mujhe bahut dard hua. Main samajh gai meri seel toot gai hai.” Usne ek hi saans me sab kuch bata diya tha.

Fir thodi der baad boli “Aare ruk kyon gaye dhakke kyon band kar diye.”

Maine danaadan 4-5 dhakke kas kar laga diye. Ab to mera lund dugane utsaah se use chod raha tha. Kya makkhan malaai choot thi. Bilkul Madhu ki tarah. Seel tootne ke baad bhi ek dum jhakaas kasi hui.

Uski chudaai karate mujhe koi 20 minut to ho hi gaye the. Uski choot is dauraan 2 baar jhad gai thi aur ab mera sher bhi kinaare par aa gaya tha. Maine use bataaya ki main jhadne waala hun to wo boli andar hi nikaal do. Maine usse kaha ki agar koi gadbad ho gai to kya hoga to wo boli “Mere shahjaade main to kab se is amrit ki pyaasi hun agar baccha thahar gaya to bhi koi baat nahi 15 dino baad gauna hone wala hai. Tumhaare pyaar ki nishaani maan kar apne paas rakh lungi kisi ko kya pata chalega”

Aur fir maine 8-10 karaare jhatake lagaa diye. Maine use kas kar apani baahon me jakad liya aur usne bhi mujhe itani jaor se bheencha ki uske haathon ki saaari chudiyaan kor se chatak gai. Aur uske saath hi mere lund ne pichkaariyaan chhodani shuroo kar di. Jaise hi meri pahali pichkaari nikali drawing room me lagi deewaal ghadi ne bhi tann tann 12 ghante baja diye aur mere lund se bhi dusari teesari chauthi……… pichkarian nikalati chali gai. Anaar ab meri yaani Prem ki Anaarkali ban chuki thi. Ham log koi 10 minut isi tarah paade rahe.

Fir Anaarkali boli “mere shahjaade aapne mujhe apni Anaarkali to bana diya par meri maang to bharee hi nahi ?”

Maine apna angutha uski choot me ghusa kar apne veerya aur chootras me dubo kar uski maang bhar di aur uske honthon par ek chumman le liya. Usne bhi neeche jhukkar mere paaon chhu liye aur mere gale se lipat gai. Fir hum uthakar baathroom me gaye aur safaai kari. Safaai karte samay maine dekha tha uski choot fool si gai thi aur baahar ke honth bhi sooj kar mote ho gaye the. Yaane ummeed se dugane.

Usne mere lund par ek chumma liya aur maine bhi uski choot par ek chumma lekar uska dhanyawaad kiya. Wo ek baar fir mera lund lekar choosne lagi. 5 minut choosne ke baad mera lund fir khada ho gaya. Maine usse kaha “Daarling ab main tumhe ghodi banaakar chodana chaahata hun.” To wo boli “ab ghodi banaao ya kutia kya fark padata hai par paani andar mat chhodna”

Maine hairaani se poochha “Kyon ek baar to andar le hi chuki ho” to wo boli “ye andar ki baat hai tum nahi samjhoge”

Mujhe badi hairaani hui. Maine use ghodi banaakar jaladi se lund andar daala aur 15-20 dhakke laga diye. Uske gol gol sinduree aamo jaise uroj ke beech fansa sone ka locket aise lag raha tha jaise ghadi ka pendulam. Anaarkali to mast hui aah… uhh… uiiiii… karti jaa rahi thi. Mian jor jor se dhakke laga raha tha. Uski gaand aise khul aur band ho rahi thi jaise koi seeti baja raha ho maine apni ek anguli par thook lagaaya aur uski gaand me pel di. Anaarkali ek jhatake se alag ho gai aur boli bas ab khel khatam. Aur wo khadi ho gai.

Usne ek baar mere lund ko fir dhoya aur choom liya. Ab maine use god me uthaaya aur fir bed par laakar sula diya. Main bed par siraahne ki or baith gaya aur Anaarkali meri god me sir rakh kar let gai. Maine poocha “meri jaan kaisi lagi pahali chudaai”

“Jaisa Madhu didi ne bataaya tha bilkul vaisi hi rahi”

Ab chonkne ki baari meri thi. “Kya kah rahi ho Madhu ko kaisi pata kya… Madhu… ??”

“Are ghabraao nahi mere sainyya wo bechaari to sapne me bhi tumhaare baare me aisa nahi jaan sakati aur soch sakati”

“To fir”

“Darashal didi mere se kuch nahi chhipaati. Wo to mujhe apni chhoti bahan hi maanti hai aur jab se use mere gaune ke baare me pata laga hai usne mujhe chudaai ki saari training deni bhi shuru kar di hai.”

“Kya kya bataaya usne” Maine poochha

“Sab kuch. suhaagraat ke baare me, chudai ke aasno ke baare me, choot lund aur gaand ke baare me”

“Aare kya usne saaf saaf inka naam liya”

“Nahi wo to pata nahi koi Kam danda Raskoop aur prem dwaar prem milan pata nahi kya kya naam le rahi thi”

“To fir tum kyon inka vaise hi naam nahi leti”

“Are babu kya fark padata hai ? Chudaai ko prem milan kaho ya madhur milan. Chhuri kharbooje par pade ya kharbooja chhuri par matalab to kharbooje ko katana hi hai. Ab lund ko kaamdand bolo ya choot ko bur ya prem dwaar, chudana aur fatna to choot ko hi padega na ? Ye to padhe likhe logon ka dhakosala hai. Apni patni ya premika ko apne shabdjaal me fasa kar use khus karane ka bahana hai ki wo use pyaar kaarta hai matalab to chudaai se hi hai na. Apne nange pan ke upar parada daalane ka ek tarika hai. Kya kisi kadvi goli ke upar shahad ki chaasani laga dene se us dawai ka asar khatam ho jayega ?”

Anaarkali ka Falsafa (darshanshaastra) sunkar main to hakka bakka rah gaya. Mera sex ka saara gyaan iske aage jaise fazool tha. Maine fir usse poocha “usne aur kya kya bataaya hai” to wo boli “bahut kuch … wo to meri guru hai.”

Aisa nahi hai ki main chupchaap uski baate hi sun raha tha. Main uski peeth par haath fer raha tha aur wo mere lund se khel rahi thi. Wo ulati leti thi aur usane apane paao upar utha rakhe the aur apne nitambon par dheere dhree maar rahi thi. Jab bhi uski aidee nitambon ko chhooti to uske nitamb dab jaate aur jor se hilate. Maine jab uske gol gol nitambon ki or dekha to mera man uski naram naazuk gulaabi gaand maarne ko utaawala ho gaya. Yah khayaal aate hi mere lund ne ek thumka lagaaya aur fir se attention ho gaya. Anaar ne tad se ek chumma uspar le hi liya aur maine chut ki sunhari padosin ke chhed me apni ek anguli daal di. Anaar kali thodi si chunki “Uiiii ma….. kya kar rahe ho?”

Maine uske honthon par ek chumma le liya. Main abhi use gaand marwaane ke liye kahane ki soch hi raha tha ki wo bol padi

“Didi sach kahati thi”

“Kya ?”

“Ki sab mard ek jaise hote hai”

“Kya matalab ?”

“Wo aapake baare me bhi ek baat kahati thi”

“Wo kya ?”

“Ki tum choot bhale hi maaro ya na maaro par gaand ke bahut saukeen ho. Main jaanti hun tum gaand maare bina nahi maanoge. Par mere sahjaade main uski bhi poori taiyaari karke aai hun”

Main to hakka bakka bas use dekhta hi rah gaya. Madhu bechaari ko kya pata ki usne kitani badi galati ki hai Anaarkali ko sab kuch samjhaakar. Par chalo mere liye to bahut hi achhi baat hai. Madhu daarling isi liye to tum ko main itana pyaar karata hun. Guruji theek kahate hai Geeta me bhagwaan Krishna ne kaha hai “He Arajun is gyaan ko kewal patra vyakto ko hi dena chaahiye” Anaaarkali se jyaada achha patra bhala kaun ho sakata tha. Ab saari baate meri samajh me aa gai ki ye dono andar kya ghusar fusar karati rahati hai.

“To kya tum taiyaar ho ?”

“Neki aur pooch pooch par ek dhyaan rakhana meri gaand me ab tak didi ki anguli ke siva koi doosari cheej nahi gai hai ek dum kori aur unchhui hai. Pyaar se karnaa aur dhakke jor se nahi samjhe mere S.S.S. (triple S)”

“Ye S.S.S. kya hota hai”

“Saudaai Shahjaada Saleem”

Meri hansi nikal gai. Saudaai pagal premi ko kahate hai. Fir maine usse poochha “Par tum to kah rahi thi ki tumne iski bhi taiyaari kar rakhi hai fir dar kaisa. Pleej bataao na kya kya taiyaari ki hai ?”

“Didi bata rahi thi ki gaand raani ki mahima bahut badi hai. Choot to do chaar baar chudne se dheeli ho jaati hai par gaand maraji aaye jitani maaro lo utani hi tight rahati hai. Haan lagaataar maarate rahne se uske chaaro or kaala ghera jaroor ban jaata hai. Gaand marwaane se nitamb bhi bhaari aur sundar banate hai. Gaand maarne aur marwaane ka apana hi sukh aur aanand hai. Pahale pahale sabhi aurton ko dar lagata hai par ek baar gaand marwaane ka chaska lag jaaye to fir roj gaand marwaane ko kahati hai. Gaand marwaane se pati aur premi ka pyaar badhata hai.”

“Par Madhu to mujhe se gaand marwaane me bahut nakhare karati hai”

“Are babu wo to bas thumhe apane upar lattu karane ka naatak hai agar ek baar maangne se hi gaand mil jaaye to wo maza nahi aata. Jis cheej ko jitana mana karo utana hi jyaada karne ko man karata hai”

“Oh….” Saali Madhu ki bacchi mere saath itana naatak. Fir maine kaha “aur wo taiyaari waali baat”

“Jo ladaki ya aurat pahali baar gaand marwaane jaa rahi unke liye ek totaka didi ne bataaya tha.”

“Hun… kya ?”

“Ladaki ko ukadoo baith jaana chaahiye aur boroline ya koi aur creem ki matar ke daane jitani matraa apni anguli par lagaa kar dheere se gaand ke chhed par lagaao aur fir uthakar khadi ho jaao. Ab fir neeche usi tarah baith kar apni gaand ko chhote sheeshe me dekho jitani door wo creem fail gai hai agar lund ki motaai utani hi hai ya kam to darane ki koi baat nahi hai utana mota lund gaand raani aasani se jhel legi. Haan ek baat aur jis din gaand marwaani ho us din din me 2-3 baar koi creem, vasalin ya tel jaroor apni mahaaraani ke andar laga lena chaahiye.”

“Are meri pyaari Anaarkali tu to sachmuch meri bhi guru ban gai hai main to aise hi apane aap ko Prem (Love/Sex) guru samajhata raha hun.”

Ab swarg ke doosare dwaar ka udghaatan karne ka waqt aa gaya tha. Maine Annarkali ko ghutno ke bal doggy style me kar diya. Wo meri aur dekhkar muskarai aur fir mere honthon par ek chumma lekar boli “vaisleen lagana na bhulana”

“Theek hai meri guruji”

Anaarkali ki mast gulaabi gaand ka chhed ab theek mere saamane tha. Uska chhota sa gulaabi chhed khul aur sikud raha tha. Maine pyaar se uspar apni anguli firaai aur apni jeebh ki nok uspar tika kar upar se neeche ghumaai. Anaarkali ki kilkaari hawa me goong uthi. Mujhe laga uski choot ne paani chhod diya hai. Fir maine boroleen ki tube uthaai aur uska dhakkan khol kar uski tip Anaarkali ki gaand ke ched ke andar thodi si fasa kar aadhi tube ander khaali kar di. Anaarkali thoda saa kunmunaate hue boli “Oh… kya kar rahe ho gudgudi hoti hai”

“Bas ho gaya meri jaan” ab maine apne lund par bhi creem lagaayi aur apne lund ka supada uski gaand ke khulate band hote chhed par tika diya. Anaarkali shayaad Hanumaan chaalisa padhne lagi. Maine dhree se ek dhakka lagaya. Lund andar jaane ke bajaay fisal gaya. Ek do dhakke aur lagaaye par lund kabhi upar fisal jata kabhi neeche choot me ghus jaata par gaand ke andar nahi gaya. Main ab tak 10-12 ladkion aur aurton ki gaand maar chuka hun par pehale kabhi aisa nahi hua. Chalo pehale dhakke me to lund kai baar gaand ke andar nahi jaata par aisaa kya jaado hai Anaarkali ki gaand me ki wo lund ko andar nahi jaane de rahi. Maana ki uski gaand ki mori bahut tight thi, kori aur unchudi thi par aisa kya tha ki mera lund poora khada hone ke baad bhi andar nahi jaa raha tha.

Anaarkali meri haalat par hanse jaa rahi thi. Fir wo boli “Kya hua mere shehjaade Prem ?”

“Wo… wo…” Main to kuchh bolane ki haalat me hi nahi tha. Maine ek dhakka aur lagaaya par wohi dhaak ke teen paat. Fir Anaarkali boli chalo ab ek try aur karo. Is baar jaise hi maine uske chhed par apna lund tika kar jor ka dhakka mara to kamaal hi ho gaya mera lund 5 inch tak uski gaand me gacch se ghus gaya. Anaarkali ki dard ke maare bhayankar cheenkh nikal gai “Uiii… maaaaa…. mar… gaiiiii………..” aur wo cheenkte hue jhatake ke saath pet ke bak gir padi aur me uske upar. Jaise hi me upar gira mera baaki ka lund bhi andar ghus gaya. Girate hue uska munh takiye ke upar lag gaya jis se uski cheenkh dab gai nahi to uski cheenkh baahar tak chali jaati. Dard ke maare usaki aankhon se aansu nikal rahe the. Main chupchaap uske upar pada raha. Koi 4-5 minut ke baad wo boli “Koi aise bhi gaand maari jaati hai. Maine aapko bataya tha meri gaand abhi kori hai pyaar se karna par aap to apne maze ke liye aurat ko maar hi daalate ho”

“Oh mujhe maaf kar do meri raani galati ho gai. Sorry pleej” Maine uske gaalon ko chumte hue kaha. Ab tak wo kuch normal ho gai thi.

“Ab daal hi diya hai to chalo apna kaanta nikaal hi lo. Loot lo is swarg ke doosare darwaaje ka maza bhi” Anaarkali boli. Maine dheere dheere dhakke lagaane chaalu kar diye par sambhal kar.

“Anaar ek baat samajh nahi aai”

“Wo kya ?”

“Pehale gaand ke andar kyon nahi jaa raha tha. Jab tumne kaha tab kaise andar chala gaya”

“Asal me meri jyaada samajhdaari dikhaai aur tumhen thoda tadfaane ke liye maine apni gaand ko andar bheench liya tha. Tel aur chikanaai lgi hone ke kaaran lund idhar udhar fisal raha tha. Jab maine tumhe dhakka lagaane ko kaha us waqt maine apni mori dheeli chhod kar baahar ki aur jor lagaaya tha. Mujhe kya pata tha ki tum to nire anaadi hi nikloge jaise kabhi gaand maari hi nahi ho aur gaand raani ki mahima jaante hi nahi ho”

“Oh.. maaf kar do guruji ab galati nahi hogi. Tumse gaand maarana seekh lunga. Vaise ek baat bataao tumhe ye gyaan bhi Madhu ne hi diya tha kya ?”

“Nahi ye gyaan to jab main aur didi pichhale Sunday Aashram gaye the wahaan guru maataaji ne diya tha.”

Ab mere samajh me sab kuch aa gaya ki adhkachare gyaan ka kitana bada nuksaan hota hai. Isi liye guruji kahate hai gyaan patra (layak) ko hi dena chaahiye”

Anaarkali ab fir doggy style me aa gai thi. Main dhakke par dhakka mar raha tha. Uski gaand ekdum rawaan ho gai thi. Lund poora andar bahar ho raha tha. Anaarkali ko bhi ab maja aane laga tha. Jab mera lund baahar aata to wo use andar ki or khenchti aur jab main andar ghusata to wo baahar ki or jor lagati. Wo bhi “aahh… uuhhh uiiii… wah mere raajaaaa… mere shehjaade aur jor se … ahhh…. Uiiii maa….” karati jaa rahi thi aur mere aanand ka to paraawaar hi nahi tha. Maine Madhu ke alaawa kai ladakion aur aurton ki gaand maari hai par sabse khoobsurat aur tight gaand to Anaarkali ki thi Nisha (Madhu ki kajin) aur sudha se bhi jyaada.

Gaand ka maza lete hame koi 20 minut ho hi gaye the. Ab to gaand bhi choot ki tarah ek dam rawaan ho chuki thi. Usme se bhi halaki halaki fuch ki aawaaj aane lagi thi. Gaand ka chhalla to aise lag raha tha jaise koi haseena aankh maar rahi ho. Chhalle ka rang bhi bhure se gulaabi aur laal ho gaya tha. Gaand maarane ke saath saath main uski choot me bhi beech main anguli karata raha aur uske santare bhi bheenchta raha jisse wo do baar jhad chuki thi. Ab mera bhi nikalane waala tha. Anaarkali ki kamar ko dono haathon se pakad kar maine final shot lagaane chaalu kar diye. Maine Anaarkali se kaha “Hindustaan aazad hone waala hai meri jaan” to wo boli “koi baat nai main bhi kinaare par hi hun” aur ek meethi sitkar ke saath mere lund ne pichkaariaan chhodani shuru kar di. Anaarkali ki gaand mere veerya se labalab bhar gai aur mera tan man aatma sab aanand se saraabor ho gaye.

Hum dono ne ek baar fir baathroom me jaakar safaai ki aur nange hi bed par let gaye. Anaarkali meri god me sir rakhe mere lund ki or munh kiye leti thi. Usne mere lund se fir khelana shuroo kar diya. Main uske gaal aur santaron ko sahalaa raha tha. Maine poochha

“Anaarkali ek baat bataao- tum mujhse chudwaane ke liye itani jaladi kaise taiyyar ho gai”

“Jaladi kahaan mujhe poore do mahine lage hai tumhaare jaise shahjaade ko taiyyaar karane me ?”

“Kya matalab ?” ab mere chaunkne ki baari thi

“Aare mere bhole raaja main to pehale tumhe DP aur DD hi samajhati thi” wo hanste hue boli

“DP DD… ye kya bala hai” Maine hanste hue poochha

“DP matlab Dhillu Prasaad (Lallu) aur DD maane apni patani ka Dev Daas” wo hanste hue boli. “Akhbaar god me rakhana to aapne baad me seekha tha” usne meri or aankh maar di.

Main samajh gaya Madhu ne mere patani bhakt hone ke baare me bataaya hoga ki main to duniya ki sabse sundar Apsara Madhu ke alaawa kisi ki or dekhta hi nahi. Meri jindagi me uske aalawa aur koi ladaki aai hi nahi. Bechaari Madhu ?

“Par meri baat ka jawaab to diya hi nahi”

“wo darashal didi ne mera haath dekh kar bataaya tha ki mujhe do patiyon ka yog hai yaani mujhe do patiyon ka pyaar milega. Ye dekho……” aur usne apna baaye haath ki muthhi band karake chhoti anguli ke upar bani do line dikhaayi. “Maine apni choot aur gaand bahut sambhaal kar rakhi hai ekdum kori aur unchhui. Main to chaahati thi ki apna sab kuchh suhaagraat ko apne pati ko hi samarpit karoo par didi ne jab bataaya ki mujhe do pati milenge to maine tai kar liya ki mere kisi bhi pati ke saath koi anhoni na ho. Isi liye maine aapko apna dusara pati aur apna pahala shahjaada maan liya aur chudne ko taiyyaar ho gai. Aur jahaan tak gaand marwaane ka sawaal hai pata nahi aapne dekha ya nahi meri daahini jaangh par til hai jaisa Madhu didi aur Ashwaria Rai ke bhi hai. Maine ek film me dhyaan se dekha tha jisme usne bikani pahani thi. Aisi aurton ko gaand marwaane ka yog bhi hota hai.”

“Chalo Madhu aur tumhaara to theek hai par Ashwaria Rai ke baare me tum yakeen se kaise kah sakati ho. Wo saala Abhishek to ekdum lallu hai. Wo kya gaand maarega ?”

“Tum kya sochate ho Salmaan khaan ne bina uski gaand maare chhod diya hoga ?” wo khilkhila kar hans padi

Main hairaan hua use dekhta hi rah gaya. Mujhe laga jaise wo 17-18 saal ki ek adana si naukaraani nahi 5 kg. RDX mere saamne pada hai. Pata nahi Madhu ne ise chudaai ki poori Phd. (Dokatrate) hi karwaa di hai. Wo mera lund choose jaa rahi thi jo ab fir fufkaare maarne laga tha.

“Ek baat aur bataaun ?”

“Nahi meri amma… aur kuchh nahi” maine kaha pata nahi ye kya bomb fod de

“Abhi to mujhe Prem ki Anaarkali kah rahe the ab amma kaise ho gai ?”

“Achhaa meri Anaarkali, meri shahjaadi, meri raani, meri praari, meri prem guru…” aur maine ek chumma uske gaalon aur hontho par le liya. Main apne aap ko bada shikaari samajh raha tha par ab lagata tha ki main to shikaar hun aur Anaarkali ek kushal shikaari hai. Meri haalat to aisi ho rahi thi jaise makadi khud apne jaal me fans gai ho.

“Par baat to sunani hi hogi” usne kaha

“Achha chalo bataao” maine uske gaalon aur urojon se apne haath firaane laga aur apni aankhen band kar li. Anaarkali ke choosne ke karan mera lund fir se patthar ki tarah shakth ho gaya tha.

“Wo…. wo… kai baar khade lund ko dhokha bhi ho jaata hai”

“Khade lund ka dhokha…. wo kya hota hai ????”

“Aare mere S.S.S. Jab lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada ho aur ek haseen choot aur gaand uske saamne nangi leti ho aur uski chudaai na ki jaaye to bechaare lund ke saath to dhokha hi hoga na wo fir khudkusi hi karega na ???” usne aankh maarte hue kaha aur jor se hans padi.

Main pehale to kuchh samajha nahi fir maine use jor se apani baahon me bheench liya aur uske hoonth itane jor se kaate ki uska khoon hi nikal aaya. Usne mera Lund apni choot me is tarah band kar liya jaise Saleem ki Anaarkali ki tarah use deewaar me chun diya gaya ho.

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With Love Aapka Prem Guru